Since we’ve been talking about colors and neurological conditions pertaining to color all week long, I thought this blog might be the appropriate place to talk about this weird problem with color confusion I’ve had for a while now.  I confuse the colors orange and green.

Now let me explain the details of what I mean by confuse.  I am not color blind, because I can see both of the colors (the color on top is ORANGE, and on bottom is GREEN).  But somehow, when it comes to naming the two colors, I get them confused. Of course when I sit here and consciously try to get the names right as I did just now in naming the orange and green colors above, I am usually right.  However, it has happened SO MANY TIMES, that when I am naming one of the two colors without thinking about what I am doing, I will mistakenly call something orange green, and vice-versa.

Let me just explain the public embarrassment my problem has caused me over the past years.  In the sixth grade, I asked the boy behind me if I could “borrow his green highlighter really quick” and he responded with a very confused look, sarcastically saying “you mean, my ORANGE highlighter…hahaa suuuure”.  Ever since then, I promised never to ask for a specifically colored “green” or “orange” highlighter, involving the risk of misnaming the color, but simply just a highlighter.  

I remember one time in high school my sister asked what I was going to wear to an event and I proceeded to describe my orange dress in very specific detail for the next ten minutes.  You can imagine my sister’s confusion when she later saw the pictures for the event and saw that my dress was actually green and not orange.  

There are so many other occasions in which I have subconsciously confused naming the colors orange and green that I began to simply avoid the colors altogether.  I won’t say things like “lets get dressed in green for st.patricks day!” or “ew I don’t like this orange jello” but instead I will simply say “lets get dressed up for st. patricks day!” and “ew I don’t like this jello” just so I don’t risk confusing naming the colors.  Another solution I have come to using is simply taking a really long time to make sure that I match the color of a pumpkin to the name orange, over and over again, before I comment of its color, to make sure I don’t risk the word green slipping out of my mouth.  Yet I cannot help but cringe when I see the colors paired together, and the picture you see above is like a nightmare to my eyes.

I swear I am not making up this up, nor am I exaggerating the extent of this condition.  Do understand that I know my colors, and I can see that a three-leaf clover is green and a “men at work” sign is orange.  Yet somehow, if I don’t take the time to slowly name those colors, I get their names confused.  I don’t know if this is a real neurological condition or just a form of childhood trauma or something else.  BUT with the WOONNDERRRSS of the Internet, I have found that I AM NOT ALONE!

Yes, upon writing this blog, today, I decided to look up orange-green confusion online and see if there was anyone out there who confused NAMING the colors.  To my disbelief, I actually found someone who posted about having this EXACT problem:

 04-06-2007, 01:25 AM   
Orc in the Playgroung
Default Orange/Green confusion

I thought that I was the person that did this, but tonight I asked my brother if he ever got the colors orange and green mixed up. He immediately said “All the time!” Its not that I’m colorblind, its just that I mix the name of these colors up most of the time. So now, I have to ask, does anybody else mix up the names of these colors and why. Is it some genetic disorder or something?

Last edited by Bob_the_mighty : 04-09-2007 at 06:21 PM.
View Poll Results: do you confuse the colors orangeand green?
yes 4 3.54%
no 109 96.46%
Voters: 113
 
Now in response to Bob the mighty’s post, people proceeded to mock his condition, comment on how he sounds like he’s color-blind, laugh at the one-sidedness of the poll.  I feel bad for his post (you can read all the comments here), but at least Bob has a family member to comfort him on his condition.  Maybe our orange-green naming confusion is like the rarest types of synesthesia that affect such a small percentage of people, they seems unbelievable or made up, yet must exist due to the same accounts from people affected by the condition who have never met.  So now, I can say is that I am not alone in my own weird condition, and I have a new friend named Bob who feels my pain.